This morning I heard some loud, thundering noises coming from the living room. BOOM BOOM BOOM! As I got closer, I felt the ground shake. It was Uncle Tibbs and King Kong.
“Oh hello, Ajdin,” Uncle Tibbs greeted me. “Kong and I were practicing some wrestling moves just now. We could use your help actually.”
“Yes,” Kong continued. “You can be the referee.”
“Alright,” I said. I had never been the referee before. “Ready…set….GO!”
I made sure to stay a safe distance away from the two giants. I did not want to be squashed.
This looks like it’s going to be a close match.
Kong put Uncle Tibbs into a headlock.
But then Uncle Tibbs countered with a bear hug.
Kong got out of the bear hug and sat on Uncle Tibbs.
“Uncle Tibbs, are you alright?” I asked.
“Yes…ERGH…I’m…fine…don’t…worry…UNGHHH,” he said.
They continued to wrestle. It was the first time I had ever seen a bear-gorilla wrestling match.
Suddenly they both stopped.
“Is that…a banana?” Kong asked.
“Is that…a jar of honey?” Uncle Tibbs asked.
“Ajdin,” Uncle Tibbs said, “why don’t you call the match a draw? I think we could use a break.”
“Yes,” Kong added. “A break with bananas and honey.”
Bananas and honey? That sounds beary good to me.