A shocking discovery

Today I made a shocking discovery that would change my life forever.  Perhaps you should sit down before you read the rest of this blog post.

Are you sitting?  Good.

See, I was just minding my own business when I happened to see an unusual object lying on the ground.

No, it can’t be, I thought.

I approached the object cautiously.
I poked it with a stick to see if it was alive.  It didn’t move.
After my careful inspection, I determined that the unusual object was, indeed, a pair of PANTS.
Yes, that’s right.  PANTS.
My mind was swirling with all kinds of thoughts.
What does it mean?  Do I have to wear pants everyday now?  Are bears who don’t wear pants frowned upon in society?
A small glimmer of hope swelled up within me.  Perhaps these were someone else’s pants.  Perhaps someone lost them and dropped them here.  Perhaps I would still be Ajdin “No Pants” Adilovic.
I looked closer at the tag.  “FOR AJDIN,” it said.
I was absolutely floored at this point.  In fact, I am still in shock that I am going to leave this beary important decision up to you, blog friends.
Cast your vote in your comment below.
Should I try on these pants?
YES, you should try them on.
NO, be a bottomless bear.
Your vote could decide my fate.  Choose carefully!
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8 thoughts on “A shocking discovery

  1. Oh dear, Ajdin, that is a beary tough decision! There are times when pants are a definite asset, like when you are blackberry picking and the thorns are poking at you. Also handy when it is cold out. My vote would be:

    Yes to pants – sometimes
    No to pants – most of the time – cause you are a cute with a bare bear bottom!

  2. There's nothing wrong with a Bare Bear Bum however if you're ever eating out at a Up Market Tea Shop, they may have a No Bare Bums rool in which case, it would be handy to have a pair of pants. You wouldn't want to miss out on a Tea Wiv Hunny in it and Scones wiv Jam and Cream on just because you don't have Pants on.

    1. Beanie has a good point – some honey shoppes have a "No shirts, no pants – No service" rule. It might be handy to have a pair of pants in your backpocket… hmmm… another benefit of pants… you can HAVE a backpocket!

  3. We think it is a personal choice. When working in the garden, like Sandy suggested, we do wear pants. The pockets in the pants are also great for holding gardening tools (and secret stashes of gum drops). It gets beary cold here in the winter…pants are necessary, even for bears. Bath time? Well, then no pants are necessary, but a rubber duck and other fun bath toys are. Watching a movie? We prefer pajamas, because that way we don't drop buttery popcorn, that also might have some gooey honey drizzled on it, on our fur, because that would be a mess. So in short, do what you like!

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