Hmm, where is it? I thought I put it back in the dresser.
I’m looking for my Jedi robe… where did it go?
Without it, I can’t do today’s blog post.
“Mom, have you seen my Jedi robe?” I asked.
Ah, she has it! She took it to the dry cleaners.
Okay, just give me one minute to change and then we’ll get started.
Hello everyone, today I am going to make Jedi Jello! (By the way, there’s nothing like a crisp, clean, lightly starched Jedi robe.) I have a box of SALMON WARS Jello mix right here. Are you ready to make some jello with me?
Wait a second, I forgot to roll the opening sequence…
Okay, now we can really start.
First, I open the box with my trusty lightsaber. ***ZING***
Then I boiled some hot water (be careful) and added it to the mix. The white powder turned green! The flavor is Rebel Force Berry.
Then I poured it into a large dish. Now comes the hard part… we have to wait several hours for the jello to set. I wish I could use my Fish powers to speed up time, but Master Oooda says that paaaaatiiiieeeeencceeeeee is also part of a Jedi’s training…