I was almost home with our Christmas tree. I honked the horn. *BEEP BEEP!!*
"He got a tree!"
"Woof! Woof! Woof!"
I took the tree out of the car.
"Isn't it the most beautiful tree you have ever seen?" I asked.
"Well, it just needs a little TLC,...
With my friends in need of some holiday spirit, I got in my car and drove around town looking for a Christmas tree. Down the street, there was a vendor selling some trees. I went to take a look.
I soon realized that they were...