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After Ooogie told me about getting fired from McDonald's for being too slow, I reached out to a few contacts and was able to help him find a new job - one more suited for his natural skills and talents!
Let's see how he's...
This morning, I was looking for Ooogie but could not find him anywhere. Then I saw him -- or just his shell -- in the living room.
"Hello?" I said, tapping the shell gently. "Is anyone home?"
Ooogie stuck his head out, but he looked very...
Hey what's up everyone? Today I'm going to ---
"Oh hey Ooogie, what's up? I see you made it back from the supermarket."
"Yesssss," he replied. "I haaaaave an announceeeeemeeeent."
"I ammmmm staaaaarting a blooooog," he said.
"Really? That's great! What's the link?"
I wonder how often Ooogie...
As you might know, I ran for President in 2016 with my trusty friend Parker as my running mate.
We ran a strong campaign and got many stuffie voters to the polls. Ooogie is the election official and has been thoroughly counting all of the votes. Let's check in...
Hello everyone, today I am going to tell you about --
"Aaaaaajdin." I was interrupted by Ooogie.
"Hello Ooogie," I said.
"Caaaaan youuuu heeeeeelp meeeeeee pleeeeease?" he asked.
"Myyyyyy taaaaaaxes," he said.
I looked at the calendar.
"Ooogie, today is April 16. Taxes were due yesterday for us stuffies...