This afternoon, I heard a knock at the door. I went to see who it was.
It was somebody green.
"Hellooooo," said Ooogie. He was carrying a binder.
"Hi Ooogie! What are you up to today?" I asked.
"I'm taaaking theee offiicial Uniiiteeed Staaates Ceeensuuus," he replied.
"The U.S....