This afternoon, I heard a knock at the door. I went to see who it was.

It was somebody green.

“Hellooooo,” said Ooogie. He was carrying a binder.

“Hi Ooogie! What are you up to today?” I asked.

“I’m taaaking theee offiicial Uniiiteeed Staaates Ceeensuuus,” he replied.

“The U.S. census? How many stuffies do you still have to survey?” I asked.

“Weeeeell, I aaam countiiing theee eeentire countryyyyy. Aaand youuu areee nuuumbeeer tweeentyyy threee,” said Ooogie.

“What… that’s still over 300 million something to go…” I couldn’t believe it.

“Yesssss. Thaaaaank youuu fooor yoour tiiiime toooday. Haaave a niiice daaaay,” he said.

Wow, what a guy. Ooogie never gives up. I wonder how long it will take Ooogie to complete this census. He still has to finish counting the election results, you know.

Did you complete your census survey?


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