Happy Easter!


“Hey Flops! Do you know what day it is today?” I asked.

“Yes,” he replied.

I continued. “Today is —”

“I know what today is, and don’t even think of asking me to be the Easter bunny!” he snapped.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” I said. “But how did you know I was going to ask that?”

“Plastic eggs. Fake grass. Chocolate candy. Everyone assumes that just because you’re a rabbit, you’re willing to act cute and smile a lot for Easter. It’s sickening. Well, NOT ME!” He hopped away, muttering something about stuffie stereotypes.

(He seems to have a bit of an attitude, doesn’t he? Perhaps this is a touchy subject for Flops.)

But now what are we going to do for the Easter egg hunt? We don’t have an Easter bunny…

Alright, I guess I’ll take one for the team.



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