Hey everyone, do you know what time of year it is?
No, it’s not quite springtime yet.
But if you said “tax time,” you’re absolutely right!
Here in the United States, many humans (and stuffies) can be found buried under their tax documents while punching numbers into a calculator. Many of them scratch their heads and have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
But don’t let that happen to you this year. I want to help stuffies everywhere with filing their taxes, which is why I’m opening my own branch of H&R Block Tax Preparation Service, just in time for the tax season!
You might be wondering what qualifies me to do your taxes. Well, I actually do have experience with this. Check out how I did with filing taxes in 2014 and 2015 (I’m not sure what happened to 2016 and 2017).
I also offer free hugs at the end of my service (which you’ll probably need after paying taxes).
Alright, I’ve put a little sign out and a calculator, plus pencils, and pens. Do you think I’ll get any clients?
Oh look! Here comes my first customer. That was quick.
And in no time, the line was out the door! Looks like I might need some help. Alright, time to get to work!