I have been waiting all year to talk to the Big Guy, and today he happened to be sitting on the couch taking requests.
“Hello Santa!” I said.
“Hello Ajdin!” he replied. “Come sit on my lap and tell Santa what you’d like for Christmas.”
“Oh, there are a bunch of things I’d like for Christmas,” I began. “Okay, well for starters, I’d like a new large jar of honey, make that 2 large jars… no, why stop at just 2, make it a dozen. Then, I’d like salmon lox and lots of it because it is so delicious on a nicely toasted bagel for breakfast…”
THREE HOURS LATER…