Hey everyone, I’m standing here in line to vote – this is a big election! Did you vote yet?
Remember to vote for me for President and my dog Parker for Vice President! And it looks like Ooogie is working the polls to make sure there is no funny business with voter fraud.
“Ooogie, is there a machine to count the ballots?” I asked.
“Nooooooo,” he replied. “I’mmmmm gooooinggg toooo couuunnnnt theeeeem mannuuuallllyyy.”
Hmm, this could take a while! I’m going to relax and have a snack while I wait for the results…